Not HARD To Guess What He’s Saying
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| May 3, 2017
Boyfriend: “I’m filling up with blood.”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “Warm, nutritious blood.”
Me: “OH, MY GOD! Are you in the hospital? Are you all right?”
Boyfriend: “Nope. My own warm, warm blood.”
Me: “…?”
Boyfriend: “It’s so hot.”
Me: “Oh, my god! Are you f*****g kidding me?”
Boyfriend: “So warm.”
Me: “Stop it! I thought you were dying!”
Boyfriend: “It’s filling up, in my crotch.”
Me: “Yeah, I got the hint. A**-hole!”
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