No Meat In Their Brain, Part 2

| Right | June 19, 2014

(I work in a hotel lounge where only exclusive hotel members have access. In the evening we serve appetizers. A man who is a vegetarian is staying and asks for vegetarian food everyday. The day I did have it, he didn’t take any so I saved him a bit for the next night.)

Guest: “Do you have any vegetarian food tonight?”

Me: “No, but I saved some pasta from last night for you.”

Guest: “Beef?”

Me: “No, no beef. It’s the one I told you about last night.”

Guest: “The one with beef?”

Me: “It doesn’t have beef. It’s the vegetarian pasta from last night.”

Guest: “Oh yeah! From last night! It has… a little… little bit of beef?”

Me: “No beef. It’s vegetarian.”

Guest: “Not vegetarian?”

Me: “It IS vegetarian.”

Guest: “So, no meat?”

Me: “…no meat, sir.”

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