No Longer Your Little Bundle Of Joy
(I am teasing my three-year old daughter, who frequently follows me around saying, ‘What you doing, Mama?’ We are watching Wheel of Fortune together.)
Me: “What you doing? What you doing? Hmm?”
Daughter: “Stop it, Mama!”
Me: *sticks out tongue* “Killjoy!”
Daughter: “No! You can’t kill joy! I need joy!” *goes back to watching Wheel of Fortune*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?