No Longer An Eye For An Eye
(I have just found a spare eyeglass case for one of our doctors.)
Doctor: “Thanks, what do I owe you?”
Me: “Eh, don’t worry about it. We usually charge, but I’ve got you covered, my friend.”
Doctor: “Oh! I guess next time you need a prostate exam I’ll try and hook you up.”
Me: “Uh, thanks?”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!