No Kidding
(I am nineteen, and volunteering at an elementary school.)
Student: “Do you have kids?”
Me: “No, I don’t have kids.”
Student: “Then do you have a baby?”
Me: *unsure of the distinction* “Nope. No babies and no kids.”
Student: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
(I’m a lesbian, but this kid is very young and slightly impaired, so I decide not to complicate the conversation.)
Me: “No, no boyfriend.”
Student: “So, you don’t have a baby or a boyfriend?!”
Me: “No.”
Student: “Then you’re just a kid!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?