No Judgments, But You Were Speeding

, , , , , | Legal | December 18, 2018

(I’m dating a girl who works at a law office in a small suburb town. The attorney who owns the firm is also the head judge in the suburb. My girlfriend gets stopped for speeding on the main road through the town.)

Officer: *writing ticket* “Where do you work, ma’am?”

Girlfriend: “The law office of Jim [Judge].”

Officer: *stops writing, looks up* “You mean Judge James [Judge]?”

Girlfriend: “Yeah, but I just call him Jim.”

Officer: *crumples up ticket* “I’m not even going to bother.”

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