No Ifs, No Ands, No BUTTS!

I worked as a cashier. Customers would often come up and set their kids on the belt.

Customer: “Ready to go for a ride, [Kid]?”

I would immediately stop the belt.

Me: “You need to remove your child before I can continue.”

Then, I’d let the belt run to me and clean it before moving on.

Let them get insulted. NO ONE WANTS YOUR KIDS’ BUTTS ON THE BELT WITH THEIR FOOD!