No Hopes For Gropes
(My new boyfriend and I are lying on the couch watching a movie. He and I are very ticklish, and somehow a tickle-war erupts. I discover he’s VERY ticklish on his pecs.)
Boyfriend: “So, I have a question… is your chest as ticklish as my pecs?”
Me: “You wish, but no.”
Boyfriend: “D***.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
