No Hope To Elope

| Romantic | February 3, 2014

(My boyfriend and I have been together for a long time, and I like to tease him about getting married.)

Me: “Hey, babe, you want to grab a couple friends and elope?”

Boyfriend: “What’s ‘elope’ mean?”

(I just stare at him, not really sure if he is joking or not.)

Me: “Are you serious?”

Boyfriend: “Ya, I don’t know what it means?”

Me: *walking away* “Google it.”

Boyfriend: “I put it in my phone and Google is asking if I meant ‘dumb rope.’”

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