No Hope For The Millennium

| Related | February 13, 2015

(My sister was born in the year 2000. I was born in 1996. We are talking about years and ages.)

Sister: “Woah, so when I’m 100 years old, it will be the year 3000, right?”

Me: “No, that would be if you were a thousand years old.”

Sister: “I don’t get it. I was born in 2000, so another hundred is 3000!”

Me: “No, it will be the year two thousand and ONE HUNDRED.”

Sister: “Oh! That makes sense.”

(A minute passes.)

Sister: “But wow, it’s so crazy that you were born in the 1900s. I mean, it took a thousand years to get from 1900 to 2000!”

Me: “…”

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