No Harem Done

| Romantic | August 10, 2012

(My boyfriend likes to push my buttons and annoy me because he thinks I’m cute when I’m annoyed. He always knows when to stop and knows how to make it up to me. He’s just started to aggravate me on purpose again.)

Boyfriend: “I want a harem.”

Me: “What!?”

Boyfriend: “Hundreds of women!”

Me: “Why!? Am I not good enough for you?”

Boyfriend: “No! You see, I was born into a materialistic culture. So, obviously I have to have something incredibly amazing and then be horribly unsatisfied with it!”

Me: “Well, how about you just go ahead… I see what you did there.”

Boyfriend: “What ever are you talking about?”

Me: “The hidden compliment. I forgive you now.”

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