Has No Fs To Give After That

, , , , | Right | May 1, 2018

(We have a very odd layout in the parking lot of the hotel where I work, and I am very much aware, as the guests point this out to me constantly. This happens to me at least once a day:)

Guest: “Your parking here is absolutely horrible! Why did you build it like this?”

Me: *in my head* “I’m ever so f****** sorry. I’ll make sure to rebuild it the f*** over right a-f******-way, because I’m obviously a f****** construction worker, and that’s why I’m working the front desk at a f****** hotel, you f****** moron.”

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