No Food After Midnight, Either

| Working | March 16, 2013

(I’ve come in early to work. I haven’t turned the lights on in my office as I like sitting in the dark in the mornings. This happens when the rest start to arrive.)

Coworker: “[My name]! Turn your lights on!”

Me: “I can’t. I’m a gremlin.”

Coworker: “Ooh, I hate when that happens!” *leaves*

(One hour later, I overhear the morning meeting for the reps, since it takes place just outside my office door.)

Boss: “So, the important thing today is to remember not to allow any water near [my name]…”

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