No Eggs For You!
(Today is the day customers come in to pick up rental Easter Bunny costumes. I’m helping a man in his mid-60s, from a church, pick up his bunny. A coworker is helping another customer pick up her bunny.)
Man: *to fellow customer* “You look like you should be picking up the Playboy version of that costume.”
(Stunned silence from the three women at the counter: the customer, my coworker, and me.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
