No Eggo For The Vego
(I am serving on the registers over breakfast, when a female customer approaches.)
Customer: “I’m vego.”
Me: *realising she means she’s a vegetarian* “Umm… okay?”
Customer: “So I’ll have a bacon and egg muffin with no egg.”
Me: “A bacon and egg muffin without egg?”
Customer: “Yep, I’m vego.”
Me: “So you want the bacon on the muffin”?
Customer: “Yep, but no egg. I’m vego.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!
