No Dancing Around That Argument

(We like to take our grandsons to a pizza parlor which has video games. Sometimes, it’s difficult to get the boys away from the games and back to the table. I chanced upon a perfect way to do it one night. My second-favorite song started playing while I was attempting to round up the boys.)

Me: “Uh-oh! Maybe we should sit down!”

Boys: “Why?”

Me: “Because I might start dancing.”

(It took them less than a second to be re-seated at our table.)