There Is No Charity For Obnoxious People

, , , | Right | May 4, 2018

(I work in a department store. It is the holiday season, and our store has a table set up where you donate a dollar to charity and get a grilled cheese sandwich. I’m flipping sandwiches and trying to collect money for a food bank.)

Woman: “Can I get a grilled cheese?”

Me: “Sure, it’ll just be a minute!”

Me: *a minute later* “Here you go!”

Woman: “It’s lopsided; make me another.”

Me: “Um, okay. Sorry about that.”

(Two minutes later…)

Me: “Here you go!”

Woman: “No, no! It’s too dark!”

Me: “Um, not much.”

Woman: “I don’t care! Make another.”

Me: “Okay.”

(A minute later…)

Me: “Here you go.”

Woman: “No, you put too much butter on it! I’m on a diet.”

Me: *to another customer* “Can I get you a sandwich?”

Man: “Sure. If she doesn’t want that one, I’ll take it.”

Me: “Thanks!”

Man: “Here, I’ll give you a fiver for her sandwiches. Do they take the money to pay for the sandwiches out of the donation? Wow, you would have used up most of that dollar just in making her sandwiches! Some people are so obnoxious, aren’t they? What’s the point in donating to a food bank if you’re going to waste food? Thanks for the sandwiches! They taste great!”

(The woman actually tried to complain to the manager about the man.)

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