No Button To Get Out Of This One

| San Antonio, TX, USA | Right | November 28, 2014

(I’m in an arts and crafts store where they wear white polos and green aprons, wearing my light blue local theme park uniform. I’m approached by a foreign customer.)

Customer: *heavy Indian accent* “Can you show me where the buttons?”

Me: “Oh, sorry, I don’t work—”

Customer: “BUTTONS. Can you show me where the buttons?!”

Me: “I could grab an employee.”

Customer: *stares at me expectantly*

Me: “Uhhm. Right this way.”

(I proceed to show him where I was pretty sure the buttons were. He thanks me and I walk off. Figure it was easier than the truth!)

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