Has No Beef With This Sith
(My mum and I have just seen the new Star Wars and are walking home, discussing the movie.)
Mum: “I really liked Kylo Ren; he was very well played. And, you know, the actor is a beefcake.”
Me: *bursts out laughing* “I knew you would say that! I kept glancing at you during his shirtless scene, just waiting for you to lean over and whisper, ‘Beefcake…’”






