No App Can Save Her

(An elderly lady approaches my coworker and me while we are working in the gift section.)

Customer: “My son-in-law saw something for the Xbox that he wants!”

(We look at each other blankly for a few seconds, knowing we do not stock anything for Xbox.)

Coworker: “Oh! Is this it?” *holds up lap desk for iPad*

Me: “That’s for the iPad. You slot it in and you can put in on your lap.”

Customer: *takes product* “I may be old but I’m not stupid!” *hits me on the top of the head with product*

(I was speechless and just stared while my flabbergasted coworker managed ‘but you said Xbox!’. The lady walked off, still muttering ‘I’m not stupid!’)