No Animals Were Harmed In The Production Of This Bad-Taste Joke

(My employee and I are having our weekly office meeting when there is a knock at the door. She jumps up to accept the package from the delivery person. He is holding a long round map tube and a flat package.)

Delivery Person: “Sign here.”

Employee: “Ooh! My club for the baby seals finally arrived!”

Delivery Person: *laughing* “Have a nice day!”

(I laughed for the next few minutes. I couldn’t believe she said that! It was a rolled-up chart for the wall, by the way. We are not in the business of clubbing baby seals.)