Nipped That One In The Bud

(I am female and topless. My boyfriend and I are watching TV in his room. My boyfriend is getting bored and, although I hate it, he starts tickling me.)

Me: “Ah! Stop it! Please stop!”

Boyfriend: *smiling, looking at my chest* “I think you like it!”

Me: “You can’t tell if I like something just because of my nipples!”

Boyfriend: “Yes, I can,.Beyonce wrote a song about it.”

Me: “I think you mean Shakira and the song is Hips Don’t Lie not ‘Nips don’t lie!'”