Nip This One In The Bud

| Romantic | August 1, 2012

Husband: “Honey, can we do it?”

Me: “Only if you turn me on.”

(My husband proceeds to flick my nipple.)

Me: “Wrong boob!”

(He flicks the other one.)

Me: “Can’t turn me on if the off switch is on!”

(He flicks the first one again.)

Husband: “Can we do it now?”

Me: “Yes.”

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