Nip This One In The Bud, Part 2

(My boyfriend goes to pet the cat’s tummy.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, she has nipples!”

Me: “Um, of course she does. She’s a mammal.”

Boyfriend: “I thought she was fixed, so she wouldn’t?”

Me: “All mammals have nipples: male, female, fixed, or fertile. Or did you forget you have nipples too?”