Ninja Witch

(I’m sitting by a lake with the guy I like. We start kidding around and I eventually grab his bandana, pretend to put it on the ground behind my back and then move my hands back in front of me, still holding the bandana.)

Him: “Hey, I saw that! Give it back!”

(He starts to feel around the ground behind my back, trying to get it back. I quickly toss it back to where it was. He sits back up, looking at me, puzzled.)

Him: “Where the heck is my bandana?”

(I point at it, lying about three feet away from me. He grabs it.)

Him: “Girl, are you a witch or what?”

Me: *laughing* “Nope. I just pretended to drop that thing behind my back, and when you were trying to get it back I put it back there!”

Him: *suddenly proud* “You’re not a witch. You’re a ninja. That’s awesome.”