Nightmares Eat Pillows
My four-year-old daughter turns to me with a question.
Daughter: “Papa, what do butterflies eat?”
Me: “Nectar.”
Daughter: “How about grasshoppers?”
Me: “Plants.”
Daughter: “How about…” *pause* “…nightmares?”
Me: “…”
That escalated quickly.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?