Night Of The Loving Dead
(I’m a personal trainer and at the end of a set my client makes an announcement.)
Customer: “So, I think I’m a necrophiliac.”
Me: “Um, what?”
Customer: “I think I’m a necrophiliac.”
Me: “And why would you think that?”
Customer: “Because I’m always tired and I keep falling asleep at my desk.”
Me: “Narcoleptic.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “You think you’re narcoleptic.”
Customer: “Right. What did I say?”
Me: “Necrophiliac.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
(I tell him.)
Customer: “Oh God, NO!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
