Nice To Have Your Crushes On Tap

(It’s the end of class, and everyone is getting up to go to the next period. When I get up, I swing my backpack over my shoulder, accidentally whacking my crush in the hip.)

Me: “Oh! I’m so sorry!”

Crush: “It’s okay. No worries.” *walks away*

Me: *speaking to friend* “I can’t believe I just did that.”

Friend: *laughs* “Well, now you can say that you tapped that a**.”