Nice-Road Truckers

| Romantic | August 16, 2013

(Two customers are waiting in line. Customer #1, a middle aged man in his forties, starts talking to me as I scan his goods. He is very evidently a homophobe.)

Customer #1: “You’d better watch out, boy. I hear those f*** are around.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer #1: “Those d*** f******! They’re everywhere! They should burn in Hell!”

(Customer #2, a shirtless trucker, joins in.)

Customer #2: “Care to repeat that?”

(Customer #1 turns around to see Customer #2. A shirtless Trucker, 6’4, tanned, hairy and VERY muscular.)

Customer #1: “Um…”

Customer #2: “Didn’t think so. Now git!”

(Customer #1 runs away.)

Me: *laughing* “Nice one, dude.”

Customer #2: “No problem. We have to stand up for each other.”

(Turns out he’d noticed me checking him out in the queue. We’ve now been dating for three months!)

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