Nice Going!

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(It’s my first week in the children’s room of the public library and I’m alone at the desk. An older woman approaches. Note that making book recommendations is a pretty standard part of the job.)

Customer: “I’m looking for some nice books.”

Me: “Okay, sure. Are you looking for any specific books?”

Customer: “No, just some nice books.”

Me: “Okay. How old is the kiddo they’re for?”

Customer: “He’s in kindergarten.”

Me: *leading the way back to the picture books* “Is there anything he’s read that he’s really liked?”

Customer: “I don’t think so. I wanted to find him some nice books.”

Me: “Okay.” *begins pulling a few of my favorites* “How about one of these?”

Customer: *looks them over carefully* “No, not these. I wanted some nice books.”

Me: *a little surprised* “I’m sorry. Can you tell me a little bit more about what you’re looking for?”

Customer: “Nice books. Books with nice pictures.”

Me: *pulling some with award-winning illustrators* “Something like these?”

Customer: *looks them over carefully* “No, nice books. Where do you keep your nice books?”

Me: “I’m so sorry, but I don’t understand. Tell me more about what you’re looking for.”

Customer: “Books with nice pictures, that teach a lesson to children.”

Me: *pulling some fables and other books with morals* “How about some these?”

Customer: *looks over each one* “No, nice books. You should have separate section for your nice books!”

Me: “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. Can you tell me any nice books that you’ve already read?”

Customer: “No, I don’t know. Just nice books. You must have some nice books here…”

Me: *giving up* “I’m so sorry. Please have a look around; maybe you’ll find what you’re looking for. “

(She left without checking anything out. When I relayed the story to my coworker, he showed me where we had the “nice” books: books from a publisher that cater to a specific conservative, religious group. It turns out the woman was right, sort of; too bad I had no idea what she was talking about!)

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