Next Time Use Those Anti-Gravity Bags, Part 2
At The Checkout, Impossible Demands, Math & Science, Retail, Stupid, USA, Wordplay | Right
| July 19, 2022
I’m bagging at a checkout.
Customer: “I need you to put everything in lots of bags so that it weighs less.”
I oblige, and the customer ends up with about twenty bags. Then, he tries to pick up all his groceries in one go, ten bags per hand.
Customer: “D*** it, I told you to bag them lightly! Why is this so d*** heavy?!”
Me: “Sir, each individual bag is quite light. But if you try to pick them all up at the same time, it will still weigh quite a lot!”
Customer: “Nonsense! Don’t you know how that… that gravitemetry works?
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
