Next Time, Try Meatballs
(I spot that one of the sausages I have made for lunch has a piece missing. My mother is well-known for taking other people’s food or eating off of other people’s plates, so I figure it is her.)
Me: “Did you just circumcise my lunch?”
Mom: *while laughing* “Yes.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?