Next Time Order Him Pink

| Working | September 26, 2014

(I’m responsible for buying equipment and try to buy different colours of gloves so they’re easy to tell apart.)

Assistant: “Hey, I still need new safety gloves.”

Me: “Yeah, you’ve mentioned that a couple times in the last month and a half. There’s a replacement pair in the cupboard.”

Assistant: “I know, but I don’t want those gloves. They’re gay.”

Me: “Wait. What?”

Assistant: “Look at them. They’re mint green. They’re gay.”

Me: “Take [Other Coworker]’s gloves, then. They’re brown and he’s only worn them once.”

Assistant: “Okay, I’ll do that.”

(I guess brown gloves are heterosexual?)

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