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(My older brother and I are very close, and we love to mess with each other. We are with our grandmother and mother in the pharmacy. The feminine hygiene products are right next to the condoms.)

Brother: “I wonder why they put the tampons next to the condoms?”

Me: “Because they go in the same place.”

(He gets a shocked and disgusted look on his face.)

Brother: “I shouldn’t have to hear that from my little sister!”