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Our library has been closed for health reasons for quite a while now. We are, however, offering curbside services. A gentleman ducks UNDER the barriers preventing people from entering the library and approaches the front desk.
Patron: “Hi, I’d like to check out these books.”
Me: “Sorry, sir, we’re closed to the public! You have to go back outside. There are barriers, you know.”
Patron: “Well, they’re not very good. I was able to go right under them.”
Me: “Still. We are closed. You’ll have to go back outside.”
Patron: “But I made it in! Your barriers aren’t good at all!”
Not sure what he was expecting? Barbed wire? Did he think it was a challenge?
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
