Next They’ll Be Huffing Parmesan
(I have been out in the back making dough before serving the customer. I haven’t had time to clean myself up a bit, so I have flour on my shirt.)
Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”
Customer: *looking at my shirt* “Can I speak to the manager right away, please?”
Me: *confused* “Um, okay.”
(I call the manager over.)
Manager: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?”
Customer: “I want to complain about this employee. He has drugs on his shirt. He should be fired immediately!”
Manager: *joking* “But, then, where would I get my supply from?”
Customer: *looks shocked, and then storms out of the store*
Next Customer In Line: “Can I get a Hawaiian pizza on the thin base with extra drugs, please?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?