News Flash! News Is In

, , , | Right | March 7, 2020

(I work at an assisted living facility. I’ve been at my desk this morning no more than five minutes when this woman comes up to me.)

Woman: “Are the newspapers here yet?”

Me: *looks down at the large stack of newspapers in front of me, looks back up at her*

Woman: *still staring at me expectantly*

Me: “Yes.”

(She wasn’t a resident, she had no glasses, and her eyes looked perfectly fine. I just… This was too much stupid for that early in the morning.)

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