Your Humor Is Getting Out Of Hand
(My boyfriend and I are talking about presents we should get for Christmas. We have been together 3 years.)
Him: “I don’t even need anything this year. I have everything I need.”
Me: “Well, a present isn’t always what you need, but what you want!”
Him: “Well, what do you want?”
(In response I stretch my arms and wiggle my left ring finger to suggest what he knows I really want, an engagement ring!)
Me: “Oh, I don’t know…”
Him: “Well, besides surgery for that strange tic in your finger. What is that finger called again? Oh yeah, the fourth finger!”
(I start laughing uncontrollably.)