Let Sleeping Bosses Lie
(I am working all by myself for the first time, unsupervised, overnight. My manager seems to be a very cheerful person.)
Manager: “Are you sure that you’ll be all right by yourself, sweetie? I worry sometimes you being a girl and all.”
Me: “Oh, thank you for your concern, but I’ll be all right I hope!”
Manager: “Well, I’m going. If there’s anything you need, don’t hesitate to call my cell phone!”
Me: “Okay.”
Manager: “I mean it! For anything! Anytime!”
Me: “Okay, thanks.”
(She leaves. A few hours later, there’s a problem: I can’t find a guest’s laundry. I’ve looked everywhere, so I finally call the manager.)
Manager: *very sleepily* “Hullo?”
Me: “Hi, [manager]? Sorry to wake you up, but I can’t find this guest’s laundry.”
Manager: “You called me for THAT?! WHATEVER! Have you checked the backroom?!”
Me: “I did… I looked everywhere.”
Manager: *very irritably* “I can’t believe you woke me up at FOUR in the MORNING for this little thing! It’s UNBELIEVABLE!”
Me: “…”
Manager: “Just tell her I’ll look for it in the morning!” *hangs up*
(After that, I make a vow not to ever call her again, no matter what she says. After all I don’t like being woken up either. The next evening, she’s filling some forms out in the back and another guest has a problem.)
Guest: “Get me the manager now!”
Me: “One second.” *goes to the back* “Hey [manager], someone up front is asking to speak to a manager.”
Manager: “Can’t you handle it yourself?! I’m busy!”
Me: “But—”
Manager: “Just handle it YOURSELF!” *throws some paper at me*
(I run up front and tell the angry customer the manager’s very busy right now. The customer throws a fit. After a while, the manager comes out.)
Manager: “What’s all this noise? I told you to handle it.”
Me: “She wanted to speak to a manager!”
Manager: *to guest* “What do you want?!”
(She and the guest quarrel for a while, and then the guest stomps off. I go up front again and the manager goes in the back. She emerges with her things.)
Manager: *suddenly cheerful* “Well! I’m going home. Are you sure that you’ll be all right by yourself, sweetie? I worry sometimes you being a girl and all. If there’s anything you need don’t hesitate to call my cell phone! I mean it! For anything! Anytime! Toodle oo!”
Me: “…”
(True to my word, I never did call her for anything. A few months later, I quit!)
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