Earning Some Hershey Kisses
(I’m on Skype with my girlfriend, complaining about PMS.)
Me: “I hurt. Make it better.”
Girlfriend: “And how exactly am I supposed to do that?”
Me: “I don’t know. Give me chocolate or something!”
Girlfriend: “Okay.”
(There’s a pause as I try to figure out what she’s doing, and she moves on to another subject. A couple days later, there’s a knock on the door. I open it to find a UPS worker with a large box. She actually sent me chocolate!)