These Cookies Are Anything Butt
(I am making Valentine’s Day cookies, in the hopes of winning over my crush. I try, to the best of my ability, to make the cookies look like hearts.)
Me: “Happy Valentine’s Day!”
(I open the cookie tin. My crush stifles a laugh.)
Me: “What?”
Crush: “They look like butts.”
(She eats one.)
Crush: “This is still very sweet! And they taste amazing!”
Me: “But, they’re supposed to be hearts.”
Crush: “No, no, it’s great as is! I love these!”
(We are now dating. I still make her butt cookies whenever there’s a special event!)
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