Right Working Romantic Related Learning Friendly Healthy Legal Inspirational Unfiltered

All of our stories, starting with the newest!

Driving Miss Ditzy

, , , , | Right | November 25, 2009

Me: “Hello, ma’am. Would you like me to take your groceries to your car?”

Customer: “…into MY car?”

Me: “Yes, I can do that for you.”

Customer: “You want a lift in my car!”

Me: “No, ma’am. I can take your groceries to your car for you and return the trolley.”

Customer: “But I still have groceries in my trolley! You can’t take my trolley yet! I’m not done!”

Me: “Ma’am, if you want to do it yourself, that’s fine.”

Customer: “Wait! I need help!”

Me: “All right, where did you park your car?”

Customer: “Hold on! Why the h*** do you need to know where my car is?”

Me: “So I can put your things in there.”

Customer: “No, this doesn’t sound right. I’m onto you!”

(The customer shuffles away with her trolley, periodically turning around to look at me suspiciously.)

This story is part of our bad driver roundup!

Read the next bad driver roundup story!

Read the bad driver roundup!

Why Judgment Day’s Gonna Be A Cakewalk, Part 2

, , , , | Right | November 24, 2009

Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get out?”

Me: “The door is right over there, ma’am.”

Customer: “Yes, but it’s not opening.”

Me: “It isn’t an automatic door.”

Customer: “So, how do I get out?”

The Wind In The Windows

, , , , , | Right | November 24, 2009

Me: “Thank you for calling [Tech Support]. How may I help you today?”

Caller: “I’m having problems with my computer and–”

(Suddenly, what sounds like an air raid siren sounds off in the background.)

Me: “Ma’am, I apologize. I was unable to hear what you said.”

Caller: “Stupid tornado warnings! They always make it hard to talk on the phone.”

Me: “Oh… should I let you go?”

Caller: “Nah. This happens all of the time.”

(In addition to the siren, I hear a door slam and the sound of someone else entering the room. I hear a male voice who I guess is the caller’s husband.)

Caller’s Husband: “D*** it, woman, are you crazy?! Get to the basement!”

Caller: “Oh, I guess I should go…” *hangs up*

In Hot Water For Hot Sauce

, , , , | Right | November 24, 2009

(At my store, we charge for certain sauces if you get them on the side. I have just given the customer his food, but rather than leave he just stands there and stares at me.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Was there something else I can get for you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I want sauce.”

Me: “I’d be happy to get you some; they are 25 cents. How many do you want?”

Customer: “No, just give it to me for free.”

Me: “I’m afraid I can’t do that. I’d get in trouble, sir.”

Customer: “I won’t tell your manager!”

Me: “Actually, my manager is right there.” *points him out*

Customer: “Oh… well, give it to me anyway. You can get another job later.”

Saved By The Boss

, , , , | Right | November 24, 2009

Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. What can I–”

Caller: “F*** YOU, B****! YOU G**D*** WOMEN HAVE NO F***ING RIGHT TO BELITTLE ME! B****!”

Me: “Um, sir, I think you have the wrong–”

Caller: “I SAID F*** YOU!”

Me: “Sir, this is tech support.”

Caller: “What?! Um… I mean… um…” *click*

(A few moments later, the phone rings again and I answer.)

Me: “Hello, tech support. What may I–”

Same Caller: “F*** YOU!”

Me: “Sir, you have the wrong number.”

Same Caller: *click*

(My boss who has been observing this the whole time decides to step in.)

Boss: *to me* “I’ll handle the phone now.”

(Not surprisingly, the phone rings again. My boss picks it up, and before the guy on the other end can say anything…)

Boss: “Sir, if you keep pressing redial, you will keep reaching the wrong number.”

Same caller: “Oh, s***!” *click*

(He didn’t call back.)

This story is part of our Hilarious Wrong Number roundup!

Read the next Hilarious Wrong Number roundup story!

Read the Hilarious Wrong Number roundup!