(My boyfriend and I are eating dinner and chatting. My nose is running a little, and I explain to him that this is something that happens when I eat food that’s too hot.)
Boyfriend: “That’s weird. You’re WEIRD. I’m telling!”
Me: “What? Telling who?”
Boyfriend: “…your MOM!”
Me: “Okay.”
(I pull out my phone and call my mother.)
Me: “Mom, [boyfriend] is calling me weird!”
Mom: “Tell him he’s a poopy-head!”
Me: *to boyfriend* “Mom says you’re a poopy-head.”
Boyfriend: *yelling into phone* “YOU’RE weird, too!”