(I am targeted by a saleslady in the shopping centre. I have tried looking away when she called me and asking her why she’s stopped me. I informed her that I am in a rush. She has ignored all of this, barely listening to anything I have said. I am losing patience.)
Saleslady: “Have you started Christmas shopping yet?”
Me: “Yes.”
Saleslady: “Great. Now, would you like—”
Me: “Hang on. Can we save some time? Is what you’re about to try to sell me under £5 and suitable for a secret Santa gift for my 50 year old boss, who is male?”
Saleslady: “…what?”
Me: “As I said, I am in a rush. I’m here for one thing only, to find a gift that is under £5 and is suitable for a man in his 50s who is also my boss. If that’s this, great.”
Saleslady: “Uh…”
Me: “Is that the product?”
Saleslady: “No?”
Me: “Ah. Okay, then.”
Saleslady: “You know what? I don’t think I can help you today.”
Me: “That’s a shame. Goodbye, then.”
(I walk away as she stares at me. I need to end up with weird present missions more often.)