Meatballs-Out Crazy Request
(The building out of which I have operated my shop for the last 2.5 years was originally built as an Italian restaurant. The restaurant went out of business over a decade ago, and my coffee shop is only the latest in a string of businesses that have occupied the property since then.)
Me: *answering the phone* “Good afternoon, [Coffee Shop].”
Caller: “Oh, um, hi… This is going to sound a little stupid…”
Me: “No, don’t worry. What can I help you with?”
Caller: “Well, my name is [Caller], and I just really loved [Original Restaurant]’s meatballs and sauce. I was wondering if you still had any, or if you knew how to get some?”
Me: *speechless*
Caller: “They were just so good! Do you know where they might have opened up again?”
Me: “No… Not at all.”
Caller: “Oh, that’s disappointing. What a shame. They were just so good. I—”
Me: “All right. Well, if that’s all, I—”
Caller: “But they were just so good!”