Makes You Wanna Pop
(I work as a delivery driver for a major pizza chain. I have an exchange between me and one of the managers.)
Me: “We’re getting seriously low on pop in the cooler.”
Manager: “What about the pop cooler?”
Me: “We’re getting seriously low on pop. The cooler needs to be filled.”
Manager: “What’s wrong with the pop cooler? Is it broken?”
Me: “No! The cooler is fine! We are getting extremely low on ALL pop!”
Manager: “What do we need in the pop cooler?”
Me: “… Duck…”
Manager: “There should be plenty in the walk-in.”
Me: “… Duck? Seriously…?”
Manager: “Yeah, we’ll get it. Take your delivery.”
(A half hour later, after my return from a delivery:)
Manager: “Hey! The pop cooler is empty! Why didn’t you tell me?”