Major Problem Over A Minor
(At the time, I’m 13, but I look older, and my dad and I are going to a bar to get my brother, who works there. My brother is just finishing up when a customer, who apparently is also a regular, stops to make conversation.)
Customer: “I gotta tell you guys, [Brother] is the best waiter I’ve ever had. He’s kind, gets the right orders…” *notices me* “…and has a really hot sister, too!”
Dad: “Don’t talk to my daughter like that!”
Customer: “Oh, come on. She’s old enough to make her own decisions!” *to me* “So how about it?”
(At this point, my brother gets off work, notices what’s happening and comes over.)
Brother: “No, no, no! Not my sister!”
Customer: “Oh come on, she’s old enough to make her own decisions!” *to me* “Well, wanna ditch these guys? I’ll buy you a drink.”
Me: “Okay, I have had enough! First of all, I am 13! The fact that you are attracted to me, a minor, is more than a little terrifying, and you offered to buy me alcohol! That is so wrong! And furthermore, if you call me hot one more time…”
Brother: “I will send the owner out! He is a friend of the family, you know.”
Customer: “Wow, I wouldn’t have asked you out if I knew you were such a b****!”