Committing Battery With Battery
(I work in an appliance parts store. In order to complete a transaction, we must fill out the name and phone number fields on the invoice. There is no way to continue if they are left blank. A man comes in and places a small pack of batteries on the counter.)
Me: “Is that all you need, sir?”
Customer: “Yep.”
Me: *starts typing* “Okay, the price is [price] plus tax. Can I get your name?”
Customer: “You don’t need that! I’m just getting batteries!”
Me: “Actually, sir, I have to—”
Customer: *THROWS the pack of batteries at me* “Keep your d*** part! You don’t need to know my name!”
Me: *catches the pack* “Sir, you don’t have to give me YOUR name. I just have to fill in a name or I can’t complete the transaction.”
Customer: “Okay, okay, fine…” *obviously making something up* “Sam Jones! This is ridiculous. Why do you people always want all kinds of information?”
Me: “I suppose it would be pointless for me to ask you for a phone number, right?”
Customer: *SIGH*
Me: “It’s fine, I’ll use our store number.”
Customer: “What do you people need all that for?! Its bull—”
Me: “The number is so that we can look up your invoice if there is a problem with your purchase.”
Customer: “I don’t need that! It’s just batteries!” *continues to grumble as I finish the transaction*
Me: “Okay, your total with tax is [total].”
Customer: *calmed down some* “Okay. Listen, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to get all ugly. It’s just I don’t like giving out all sorts of private information. I apologize.”
Me: “Thank you. I didn’t think you really needed to throw the batteries at me.”
Customer: “Oh, of course not. I’m so sorry.”
(He pays me and I give him his receipt.)
Customer: “You have a nice day now. And you know, that information stuff should really be optional. Most people aren’t ever gonna need you to pull up their invoice.”
Me: “Honestly, sir, most people really don’t have a problem with telling me their name.”
(He sputtered a bit, turned and left in a huff. I would have hated to have seen his reaction if he had paid with a credit card and I asked for his ID!)