A New Way To Get Electrolytes
(I’m on the customer service desk when a customer approaches.)
Customer: “I want to return this banana!”
Me: *looking at perfectly healthy, unpeeled banana* “Okay, can I just ask what the problem was?”
Customer: *completely serious* “It gave me an electric shock!”
Me: “Um…”
Customer: “I DON’T WANT ELECTRICITY IN MY STOMACH!”
Me: “Okay, sir. Let me just get that for you.”
(It was the strangest refund I’ve ever had to do, and it was 13p.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
