New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads

Our big box store is having a morning meeting with the supervisors.

Store Manager: “Remember that the new solar panels are being installed on the roof this week, so let the crew in and out via the warehouse.”

Department Manager: “Why are we wasting money on those useless things?”

Store Manager: “[Department Manager], your protest was already noted, but this is coming from on high. Every store is to be greener by the end of the year. This is how we do it.”

Department Manager: “Bah! Useless! I have more important things to do anyway!”

He gets up and storms out of the meeting. I lean in close to my coworker:

Me: “What’s his problem?”

Coworker: “He said in another meeting that global warming was a hoax because “air pollution just floats out into space”. Just like his brain cells.”